
I like to think I’ve perfected the art of guac. My roommate and I have “guac night” at least once a week–this sounds cool, but all it really entails is shoveling mounds of homemade guacamole into our mouths while watching The Mindy Project and sitting on the floor (white couches and green guac don’t mix). Still, practice makes perfect, and we’ve finally nailed the recipe down–I’ve yet to find a restaurant version that comes close. Just in time for Cinco de Mayo this weekend, here’s how you make it for yourself:
You’ll need:
- 2 avocados, ripe (they should give a little to a poke, but should still feel dense and heavy in your hand)
- 2 small tomatoes, chopped
- 1/4 spanish onion, chopped
- 1 lemon
- 1 lime
- salt and pepper for seasoning

Start off with the avocado. I’ve found the easiest way to get it out of the rind is the trace around the edge, and dice the avocado while the rind is still intact, then flip it inside out to dislodge the pieces.

Empty both of the avocados into a bowl, leaving the pit of one of the avocados in the bowl until just before serving (this supposedly keeps it from turning brown–I’m superstitious, so I just keep doing it!). Squeeze the juice of one small lemon, and one half of a lime, and let sit for at least 10 minutes to let the flavor marinate.

Remove the pit, and mash in the onions, tomato, salt and pepper (taste it occasionally so you don’t make it too salty–especially if you’re using salted chips) with a fork. I tend to like it a little bit on the chunkier side, but feel free to make it as mushy as you’d like. Serve cold, with warmed tortilla chips (I prefer blue personally) and a side of sour cream. Oh, and a marg. Or two.




























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